You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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