I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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