bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My breasts were aching with rage.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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