Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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