I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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