I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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