Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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