great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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