how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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