handjob tips. give me some.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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