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So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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