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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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