My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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