READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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