Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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