I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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