they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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