sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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