the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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