Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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