I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm having to shit out rocks
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