I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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