Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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