Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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