Kiss
Puke
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
where are you?
Hypothermia
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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