Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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