Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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