Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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