Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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