theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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