never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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