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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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