If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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