Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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