I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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