K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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