i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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