remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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