Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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