D3 body, D1 cock
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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