just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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