Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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