Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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