Having a random hookup so left but love u
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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