sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
