Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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