he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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