His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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