just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Plan B is the new Plan A
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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