didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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