i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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