it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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