found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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