She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I pour the whiskey from now on
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize
