Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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